This post is for my children. It is not a completely original idea see
http://heartkeepercommonroom.blogspot.com/.
This is my list of things I don't think I should have had to say to my children:
#1 Dropping kittens from the second floor stairs is not good for the kittens or the van they land on.
#2 Leaning over the washer while sitting on the dryer can get you very wet and scare your mother.
#3 Do not take your three year old brother to play in the bean field even if I said to. That was sarcasm.
#4 Laundry baskets are not cars for riding down a flight of stairs to hit the door at the bottom.
#5 If you get something caught in a tree, having your sister throw a rock at it and while you stand under the same tree is a good way to get a hole in your head but not a good way to get your
nunchucks back.
#6 Baby kittens do not like to be carried several at a time in a book bag.
#7 Holding your siblings by their feet over the stairs is not a good way to get them to cooperate with you.
#8 Burying your sister in the playground rocks can result in a doctors visit for removal of said rocks from her ear.
#9 If you speed while driving you will get caught.
#10 If you get arrested you will get out the same way you got in. (But I love you just the same)
Names were withheld because you know who you are.
Mom